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28 May, 2016

The Most Offensive Things That Have Ever Been Done To Pizza

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1. This sad pizza which had so much potential.

This sad pizza which had so much potential.

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2. And this school lunch “pizza” slice which I’m not sure is even real food?

And this school lunch "pizza" slice which I'm not sure is even real food?

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3. This “home made” sad lump of unmelted cheese.

This "home made" sad lump of unmelted cheese.

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4. This reminder to never mix sweet and savoury.

This reminder to never mix sweet and savoury.

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5. And this restaurant who forgot that breakfast pizza is actually just dinner pizza, eaten cold while standing over the sink.

And this restaurant who forgot that breakfast pizza is actually just dinner pizza, eaten cold while standing over the sink.

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6. This unsalvageable nonsense.

This unsalvageable nonsense.

7. This cauliflower crust pizza which offends me to my core.

This cauliflower crust pizza which offends me to my core.

8. This level of impatience which just ruined what could have been a perfectly good pizza.

This level of impatience which just ruined what could have been a perfectly good pizza.

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9. This “half pepperoni” pizza which just defies logic.

This "half pepperoni" pizza which just defies logic.

10. And this half-and-half nonsense which would only be OK if you’re the one who ordered pepperoni.

And this half-and-half nonsense which would only be OK if you're the one who ordered pepperoni.

11. And this topping which is straight-up offensive.

And this topping which is straight-up offensive.

Just order a goddamn salad ffs.

12. This cheeseless pizza which is honestly just fucking bread.

This cheeseless pizza which is honestly just fucking bread.

13. And this alternative, but equally unappetising version for lactose-intolerant pizza lovers.

And this alternative, but equally unappetising version for lactose-intolerant pizza lovers.

14. Or how about this attempt to add cheese which is somehow worse than no cheese.

Or how about this attempt to add cheese which is somehow worse than no cheese.

15. This bullshit which could easily have been avoided.

This bullshit which could easily have been avoided.

16. This confusing AF fail:

This confusing AF fail:

HOW DID IT GET TO THIS POINT?

17. This homemade crust which will haunt me to my grave.

This homemade crust which will haunt me to my grave.

18. This pizza which disproves the theory that you can never have too much cheese.

This pizza which disproves the theory that you can never have too much cheese.

19. This delivery guy who seems to have created some kind of cheese vortex.

This delivery guy who seems to have created some kind of cheese vortex.

20. I…honestly don’t even know what was supposed to happen here.

I...honestly don't even know what was supposed to happen here.

21. And this bullshit monstrosity which has no business calling itself a pizza.

And this bullshit monstrosity which has no business calling itself a pizza.

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